How to name your new hipster band

The color of your shirt + The food you last ate = Your hipster band name
— Seen on the interwebs

Be on the lookout for the debut album of the Black Cookies.

Objects in the mirror

Objects in the rear view mirror may be closer than they appear.
— My Car
Objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are.
— Meatloaf

Discuss...

We can easily forgive a child...

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.
— Plato

I want to be alone...

I want to be alone and I want people to notice me — both at the same time.
— Thom Yorke

As an introvert who craves attention, glory, and fame, I totally get what Mr. Yorke is talking about.

Happy affirmation

Today I will be happier than a bird with a french fry.
— a dishtowel I saw

Optimist

Optimist: Someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster, it’s more like a cha-cha.
— Seen on Facebook

Life's just way to short...

I’m sorry, but life’s just WAY too short to use a teabag twice.
— Me
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To travel...

To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.
— Robert Louis Stevenson

I get what RLS is saying, but he was traveling PRE 9/11.