Protests, police brutality, looting, rioting, and in Portland they're putting hand-knit sweaters on public statues. Let's keep Portland weird.
Immigrants
There was a group of immigrants who moved in. They had no useful skills and hoped to just get rich quick. They were fairly lazy and sponged off their neighbors. Fortunately the locals did help out and so that first year, they started Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving to newcomers and natives alike.
Wine Country by spaceship
Can I get a quote for Napa to Neptune?
Alcatraz from Leavenworth Street
Man From Uncle
He hasn't always been a Medical Examiner for NCIS
Really #AMEX ??
I just got an email saying that I can now use my reward points at #McDonalds. #stupidmarketingdecision
Did anyone else have a set of these?
I think they had something to do with Kool-Aid
Sometimes I feel like Popeye
And sometimes I feel like Wimpy. Maybe I should concentrate on spinach, not hamburgers.
Missing Maryland
Is it too much to ask for a west coast outlet for Maryland crab and Old Bay seasoning?
Starting my Christmas list...
And no, I won't shoot my eye out.
For all you youngsters, this is a reference to the greatest Xmas movie of all time: A Christmas Story.